Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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