margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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