Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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