He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Shame - the story of my life.
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