Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
