Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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