he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There r osticjed everywhere
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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