I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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