went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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