she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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