Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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