All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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