So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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