Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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