I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
