Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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