So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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