porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize