just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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