i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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