we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I feel like a drive thru vagina
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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