I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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