nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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