She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
So much Jack, so little girl.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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