just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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