i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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