He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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