She is in my trunk
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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