It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
smell my finger.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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