yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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