So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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