My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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