Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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