I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
