gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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