We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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