I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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