I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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