He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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