are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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