people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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