I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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