i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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