she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair