I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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