Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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