how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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