he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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