I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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