careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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