"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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