Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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