I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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